wow ok

peanut-paw:

deersatan:

getting ur favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz

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getting your least favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

khione-the-d-list-goddess:

my favorite thing about piper is how much she reminds me of me like on the outside she’s really tactful and nice and tries to reason with everyone to keep the peace but on the inside she makes really sarcastic comments and struggles not to maim and kill the idiots around her

Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued.

 sheriff-swan:

— Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons   (via scrlett)

WHERE’S THAT GIF OF THE JUDGE BANGING THE GAVEL AND GOING OOOOOOOOOOH

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(via aryousavvy)

natasaromanoff:

say something im giving up on school

theyre:

ants are naked all the time. and we step on them. we are stepping on naked ants. 

lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

latitiasimmonds:

dramatic-ninja:

latitiasimmonds:

what do i do on tumbler

get in your mum’s car

haven’t heard that one before

latitiasimmonds:

dramatic-ninja:

latitiasimmonds:

what do i do on tumbler

get in your mum’s car

haven’t heard that one before

Banner was made by this lovely person! Seriously go check out her blog, her stuff is AWESOME.

Note: I didn’t specify “magical tool” in the weapons area because it depends on who your parent is (ex. Leo has a magic belt to carry tools)

tolazytofinishthi:

unclefather:

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

SLEIGHH

herosargent:

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

5. no one cares if you buy pads/tampons. absolutely no one cares.

Tumblr's loving and respecting community
Tumblr: Racism is horrible!
user: yeah! it is!
tumblr: POC are mistreated!
user: yeah! it's so horrible!
tumblr: White people are horrible!
user: YEA- wait.....
tumblr: I HATE WHITE PEOPLE
user: wait what
tumblr: THEY ALL SUCK
user: i.......uh..
tumblr: Women are important.
user: oh! yes! they are!
tumblr: no matter what shape size or color!
user: yeah! youre all wonderful and great!
tumblr: men are pigs!
user: wait.......
tumblr: WE SHOULD TREAT THEM ALL LIKE IDIOTS
user: but-
tumblr: THEYRE ALL THE SAME.
user: but wait-
tumblr: Trans people are mistreated....
user: yeah...they are....
tumblr: its sick how people hurt them
user: that is sick. There's nothing wrong with trans people.
tumblr: Cis people are all horrible killers
user: but...but they're-
tumblr: fucking cis scum
user: you know....i dont feel comfortable with this
tumblr: what do you mean
user: well you're kind of bullying people-
tumblr: ITS NOT BULLYING
user: but-
tumblr: WE HAVE TO BE OPRESSED EVERY DAY. SO WE'RE ALLOWED TO CALL YOU NAMES
user: i dont think that's how that works-
tumblr: OOOOOOH YOU POOR OPRESSED WHITE CIS PERSON! YOU HAVE IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!
user: thats not what i meant-
tumblr: DID WE HURT YOUR POOR LITTLE BABY FEELINGS
user: you're insulting-
tumblr: YOU DONT GET AN OPINION
user: .............
tumblr: by the way we love everybody! never bully! no hate! loving community! :)

schrodingersowen:

important headcanons to consider:

  • can they use chopsticks
  • what do they do when they cant sleep
  • what would they impulse buy at the grocery store
  • what order do they wash things in the shower
  • what’s their coffee order
  • what sort of apps would they have on their smartphone
  • how do they act around children
  • what would they watch on tv when they’re bored and nothing they really like is on