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the best porn ever
AppleJuice [AJ] joined chat.
turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.
AJ: *falls on side and rolls to you*
TG: can i drink you
AJ: drink me baby..all you want
TG: lambergini mercy yo chick she so thirsty
AJ: *aroused aj noises*
TG: this is arousing me
AJ: i hope so...
AJ: now drink me...it is my destiny
TG: *drinks you*
TG: is the real life
TG: or is it a fantasy
AJ: *blushes and makes aj moans* no its fucking aj but close enough
TG: so this is sex
AJ: for our kind...
AJ: yes
TG: i never knew about this porn
TG: is this what food porn really is
AJ: yep...
TG: i like this porn
AJ: but sadly we can only get laid once...then we die...
TG: no please dont die
TG: bby ur mi lyfe
AJ: i will miss you dave...farewell...*dies as his last drop empties*
TG: BABY COME BACK
TG: YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME
AJ: *magically comes back because of that reference*
TG: fuck yes
AJ: ...i feel so empty...
TG: let me fill you up
AJ: fill me dave...
AJ: now
TG: *juices apples* now you are fresh
AJ: yay!!
AJ: *slushes aj inside*
TG: the fresh prince of bel-air
AJ: the fresh juice of app-le actually...
TG: shh
AJ: *quiets down, staring into your eyes*
TG: shall we do the sexy again
AJ: yes dave! yes! i love you...
TG: *drinks you slowly* but if i finish you ,you'll be gone forever
AJ: *groans and moans* yes...but i will live on...through you...
TG: but i will pee you out later
TG: bby no please dont leave me
AJ: dave..i cant stay...its getting dark...but this is how its ment to be... *lets out his very last drop. dying again*
TG: *cries* i will always love you apple juice
AppleJuice [AJ] disconnected.
merrigel:


boombamfirepower said to merrigel:




Wendy (Gravity Falls) 11




Forever wishing I could be as cool as this 15 year old 

merrigel:

Wendy (Gravity Falls) 11

Forever wishing I could be as cool as this 15 year old 

what's homestuck?

theonemusicmaniac:

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Homestuck is a webcomic written by Andrew Hussie, featured on a website called MS Paint Adventures. It attracts many followers worldwide due to its video game themes, plot development, and lovable characters. Despite its sci-fi and fantasy nature, many people find Homestuck to be rather relatable.

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It is a story about four kids (John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, and Jade Harley) who all want to play a new video game called SBURB that just came out. Little do they know that not only will the game seal the fate of bringing the apocalypse to earth, but they will also be the heroes put in charge of saving their universe.

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In an alternate universe, twelve alien kids, who call their species “trolls”, experience the same fate as the kids whom you’ve already been introduced to. Finding evidence of success from the human kids’ session, the trolls seize opportunity to communicate with the kids in order for both sessions to save their universes.

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Without trying to give too much of the plot away in case you’re curious to read it, I will say there is a third universe involved. In this universe, the guardians from the kid’s universe are now the children in this universe, and the kids are the adults (basically a swap in age and family role). These kids will also be destined to play SBURB, and they will be destined to meet the kids you were first introduced to.

From an outsider’s perspective, Homestuck appears to be a long story with nothing but confusing wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey issues and the instabilty of all that is space, but if you come around to reading it and appreciate it for its video game-like structure and sarcastic humor, you’ll learn that Homestuck

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is about friendship

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is about family

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is a story about love

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Four kinds of love, to be exact

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Including themes of forrbidden love

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… and it’s about loss.

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It’s a story of self-doubt

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It is a story about reevaluating your life decisions

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and suffering the consequences of your decisions

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It’s about the fear of living in someone’s shadow

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It’s about gaining confidence so that you may someday fly

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It’s about helping everyone out no matter how people view your actions

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It is about recognizing the intelligence and beauty in the person whom you care most about, regardless of gender

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It’s a story of betrayal

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It’s about coping with apathy and bipolarity

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It’s about maintaining your strength while staying true to your heart

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It’s about self-esteem issues

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And it’s about acknowledging that, no matter where you’re from, everyone is equal.

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It’s is about how we, as people, must work as one despite our cultural upbringings and differences so that we can work together and make the most out of the life we are living.

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So we have to work together and stay positive

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No matter what trouble lies ahead

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… no seriously there’s a lot of trouble that lies ahead I am not even joking here

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i am not even fricken kidding man do u think i look like i am kidding 

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it gets INTENSE

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So whether you suffer from alcohol abuse or depression or any other personal problems, or if you ever feel like you are alone in this world

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Homestuck is an adventure.

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An adventure worth celebrating.

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So I invite you all to have a taste

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Of justice

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Of exciting news, and of course

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And constructed together, you have the incredible tale

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of a webcomic called

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If you would like to begin reading Homestuck, click here

To support the original artists/musicians, you can purchase Homestuck music here

If you’d rather watch the adventure instead of read it, Homestuck is featured on YouTube here

Thank you, and Happy Homestucking!

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misfireofficial:

When your online friend wakes up

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oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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mamarenren:

the best moment in tv history

Omigod I am so happy my hair does what roxy's does and I love how you draw her hair and mine looks like a shorter brown version and I'm sorry I'm rambling but looking like one of your drawings is one of the best things that could ever happen me!!
Anonymous

ikimaru:

<3

ikimaru:

RIP in peace lmao

(for who is confused, this is a parody of this part of Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda vid)

renacat:

I need this poster

renacat:

I need this poster

postmodernism:

I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.

postmodernism:

I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.

ikimaru:

Solradia commission for cosmicmage!

ikimaru:

Solradia commission for cosmicmage!

ikimaru:

/flies into the sun

ikimaru:

commission for pkmntrainersarah! c:

ikimaru:

commission for pkmntrainersarah! c:

ikimaru:

Karkat: be the anime protagonist
actual version with horns but I think I like this one better hhh

ikimaru:

Karkat: be the anime protagonist

actual version with horns but I think I like this one better hhh